Ladies are Emotional Creatures

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No matter how many females say that they THINK like ninjas, they still FEEL like females.  They are emotional creatures.  They can't help it.  This is a TRU story... *2 Chainz Voice*  The other night, I was on the phone handling business and on Twitter.  To some people, Twitter is just Twitter.  But I actually get on there to look for gigs and get contacts.  #Grindin.  My lil' lady starts doing little stuff for attention.  She's doing crunches...  1 and 2 and 3...  1.  She hasn't worked out since last year, but she's doing crunches.  Then...  She starts doing handstands...  All this WHILE I'm on the phone!  

Now, if she would've told ME she was on the phone, I would've just went downstairs.  But if I say, "Baaaabbbbbeeee...  I'm on the phone".  She decides to whisper LOUD AF, "I'M NOT SAYING NOTHING"!  Then she does a cartwheel and hits the wall.  Looks at me like I was supposed to go get her some ice.  WTF?!  I ain't ask you to do no handstand or a cartwheel.  DEAL WITH IT!  

And that was mean...  I know it now.  Everything could have been over.  BUT since females are emotional, she made a scene!  Slamming doors, stomping up and down the steps, turning on lights to look for stuff that she knew wasn't downstairs!  I'm starting to get mad.  Which is funny, because I don't get mad.  I'm laughing...  Which obviously made her more upset.  When I got off the phone I didn't hold her and try to talk, I just grabbed a blanket and slept downstairs on the couch.  I'm thinking, "Maannnn...  All this BULL ISH isn't necessary.  If I try to hold her now, then she's going to think all this wild'n out is the perfect way to get attention".  What did I do?...  I LEFT!  I'm not dealing with this CRAZY m f-er.  Nah...  I'm just playing.  What did I do?

I waited till the situation cooled down and held her.  Fellas listen: 90% of the time, females only want to hear, "You're right baby".  And in actuality they could be WRONG AF.  But just putting your pride aside and moving forward shows her that her feelings are more important than you proving your point.  Ladies, you can be wrong.  You have that right as a female.  And you probably won't admit it when you are.  But just know, if you are dealing with a man that just HAS to be right in EVERY disagreement means that he just doesn't care about your feelings.

Any man that doesn't care about your feelings, or tries to act like it at least, doesn't care about your life or you all's relationship/situation.  #RealTalk

Summary:
1.) Just a little something to get back in the groove
2.) Don't take my advice
3.) Follow me on Twitter @jaydukes1911

~Jay Dukes qka Mr. Million Dollars qka Mr. "Hey...  You Look Familiar" qka Mr. I'm Never Home