Disclaimer: My fellas might, *looks to the left* probably will, have a problem with this post. They will call me a sell out, a traitor and whatever else they can think of. My response: “I’m not fuckin you, so I don’t care. *shrugs* Here it goes…
Every dude. I repeat EVERY dude has sold a female a dream. EVERY dude! If you real, raise your hand if you have sold a lady a dream before. *raises left hand, right hand and foot* It happens! It F*&^*n’ happens. I tell females all the time, “What’s ya name? Yea… *pops collar* I’m Jay Dukes. I have stacks on deck and I have toured around The World. Yes ma’am. Something like a big deal.” <---- What were those? LIES!!!! Truth: I WORK! I have toured around The Nation, but not The World! So, wasn’t a big lie, but a lil African-American lie aka A DREAM! Dudes are selling dreams like Girl’s Scout Cookies now-a-days. And more than likely, it’s the (Y.M.N.) Y.oung-M.inded N.igga. I can hear the ladies now: “OOO… You so right Dukes. I refuse to talk to anybody on campus because they are so young and stupid!” Whoa! I didn’t just say “young”. I said young-MINDED! In all honesty, you can’t put an age on maturity. Ladies- “#cosignnnn… Say dat Dukes,” *insert neck roll* “But how can you point out a YMN because I don’t have time to waste or whatever.”
*deep breath, long sigh* The number ONE way to tell a YMN is because he has options or “friends”, but is thirsty as F*&^! He wants to be in a relationship waaaayyyy too soon. Like right now! TODAY! “Please go change your status on Facebook to in a relationship babe. Oh… You at work? What’s your password????” WWWWHHHHAAAATTTT??? Just chill…
But why does he want to be in a relationship? Brings me to Number TWO! Status! A YMN’s STATUS is VERY important. He has an image to uphold. A YMN will ALWAYS, I repeat, ALWAYS go after the baddest B*&^%! The baddest chick on the yard, the baddest chick in the club, the baddest chick in revival! Why? Because she makes him look good. Keeping a girl is VITAL to a YMN’s status. Because if you are single, but swear you are the SHIT… females might flirt and make eye contact, but are really thinking, “What the f*&^ is wrong with you?!” Think about fellas! If you in the club and after a couple minutes of GREAT conversation, you ask the lady, “So… You got a man?” What do you want at that point… A honest answer? HELLLLL NOOOO! You want LIES! Because if she took 15 minutes to talk and laugh with ya ass, then something ain’t right at home. So, you want her to say, “Nah… But I do talk to someone.”
Pause: <---- The previous statement is a LIE from HELL! Because if you respect “that guy” enough to acknowledge that yall are even talking then there are two people lying to themselves in this situation. Who? Look in mirror to find the first person, and the second? Look at the person you fuckin! #tooeasy
Play: The best way I can compare a YMN’s mentality when it comes to status is… SHOES! I have more than one pair of shoes. Got shoes for every outfit! But… (gasps) I want THAT PAIR from Aldo! Those are NNNNIIIIICCCCEEEE… I need them. Didn’t have the money to afford those shoes, but I put in EXTRA work and even settled for putting them on Lay-A-Way. But once I got those shoes, I LOVED those f*&^$n’ shoes! I wore them out in the public TWICE and noticed a slight crease! So, HELL NAH… I’m not wearing these everyday. I will just pull them out on special occasions. Just enough for people to KNOW I GOT THEM! Because these shoes right here are the FRESHEST kicks on the block right now. Aldo shoes= My Main chick/ my lady! The baddest chick is mine! Dudes look and stare, but they can’t have her and I won’t tell them what I did to get her! But what she doesn’t know is that more than occasionally, I like to play ball! About three times a week...
In my Jordans! I keep them in the car or my bag. I also run and exercise in them. I can scuff them up and dog them out from time to time. But they will never fail me. Just clean them up! I can jump higher, run faster, and still look good doing it. Jordans= Sideline Ho! She still looks good and she comes around more than often or occasionally. But still knows her place. I REALLY like my Jordans! But LOVE my…
Bedroom Slippers!
Bedroom=Nightime. Or I would wear them to the café when I really didn’t give a F^%$! “It’s Saturday. I ain’t gonna see nobody in here!” Have you ever thought about your bedroom slippers and just been grateful for them. They sit right there! Don’t say nothing. Just chill. They are happy when you put them on, but don’t get mad when you walk around in just your socks either. Bedroom Slippers are the most understanding shoes you have. Bedroom Slippers= The Diamond In The Rough. She is a star! She supports! She listens! She will skip a meal to avoid spoiling her appetite for penis, but…You can't get over what supposedly she's covering up. What's behind her. Her past is too FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKEEEEDDDD UP!
You will NEVER, I repeat NEVER throw your bedroom slippers away until somebody makes you! True ish? I KNOW!!!! *drops mic*
~Jay Dukes qka Mr. Million Dollars qka Mr. "Hey... You Look Familiar"
Summary:
1.) A person’s age doesn’t determine their maturity
2.) Why are YOU single?
3.) YMN’s are outnumbering real ninjas
4.) Don’t take my advice
5.) Follow me on Twitter @jaydukes1911
Every dude. I repeat EVERY dude has sold a female a dream. EVERY dude! If you real, raise your hand if you have sold a lady a dream before. *raises left hand, right hand and foot* It happens! It F*&^*n’ happens. I tell females all the time, “What’s ya name? Yea… *pops collar* I’m Jay Dukes. I have stacks on deck and I have toured around The World. Yes ma’am. Something like a big deal.” <---- What were those? LIES!!!! Truth: I WORK! I have toured around The Nation, but not The World! So, wasn’t a big lie, but a lil African-American lie aka A DREAM! Dudes are selling dreams like Girl’s Scout Cookies now-a-days. And more than likely, it’s the (Y.M.N.) Y.oung-M.inded N.igga. I can hear the ladies now: “OOO… You so right Dukes. I refuse to talk to anybody on campus because they are so young and stupid!” Whoa! I didn’t just say “young”. I said young-MINDED! In all honesty, you can’t put an age on maturity. Ladies- “#cosignnnn… Say dat Dukes,” *insert neck roll* “But how can you point out a YMN because I don’t have time to waste or whatever.”
*deep breath, long sigh* The number ONE way to tell a YMN is because he has options or “friends”, but is thirsty as F*&^! He wants to be in a relationship waaaayyyy too soon. Like right now! TODAY! “Please go change your status on Facebook to in a relationship babe. Oh… You at work? What’s your password????” WWWWHHHHAAAATTTT??? Just chill…
But why does he want to be in a relationship? Brings me to Number TWO! Status! A YMN’s STATUS is VERY important. He has an image to uphold. A YMN will ALWAYS, I repeat, ALWAYS go after the baddest B*&^%! The baddest chick on the yard, the baddest chick in the club, the baddest chick in revival! Why? Because she makes him look good. Keeping a girl is VITAL to a YMN’s status. Because if you are single, but swear you are the SHIT… females might flirt and make eye contact, but are really thinking, “What the f*&^ is wrong with you?!” Think about fellas! If you in the club and after a couple minutes of GREAT conversation, you ask the lady, “So… You got a man?” What do you want at that point… A honest answer? HELLLLL NOOOO! You want LIES! Because if she took 15 minutes to talk and laugh with ya ass, then something ain’t right at home. So, you want her to say, “Nah… But I do talk to someone.”
Pause: <---- The previous statement is a LIE from HELL! Because if you respect “that guy” enough to acknowledge that yall are even talking then there are two people lying to themselves in this situation. Who? Look in mirror to find the first person, and the second? Look at the person you fuckin! #tooeasy
Play: The best way I can compare a YMN’s mentality when it comes to status is… SHOES! I have more than one pair of shoes. Got shoes for every outfit! But… (gasps) I want THAT PAIR from Aldo! Those are NNNNIIIIICCCCEEEE… I need them. Didn’t have the money to afford those shoes, but I put in EXTRA work and even settled for putting them on Lay-A-Way. But once I got those shoes, I LOVED those f*&^$n’ shoes! I wore them out in the public TWICE and noticed a slight crease! So, HELL NAH… I’m not wearing these everyday. I will just pull them out on special occasions. Just enough for people to KNOW I GOT THEM! Because these shoes right here are the FRESHEST kicks on the block right now. Aldo shoes= My Main chick/ my lady! The baddest chick is mine! Dudes look and stare, but they can’t have her and I won’t tell them what I did to get her! But what she doesn’t know is that more than occasionally, I like to play ball! About three times a week...
In my Jordans! I keep them in the car or my bag. I also run and exercise in them. I can scuff them up and dog them out from time to time. But they will never fail me. Just clean them up! I can jump higher, run faster, and still look good doing it. Jordans= Sideline Ho! She still looks good and she comes around more than often or occasionally. But still knows her place. I REALLY like my Jordans! But LOVE my…
Bedroom Slippers!
~Jay Dukes qka Mr. Million Dollars qka Mr. "Hey... You Look Familiar"
Summary:
1.) A person’s age doesn’t determine their maturity
2.) Why are YOU single?
3.) YMN’s are outnumbering real ninjas
4.) Don’t take my advice
5.) Follow me on Twitter @jaydukes1911
Love it! *snaps* Had to go through it to appreciate this blog!!
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