N*&&^$ Winning Grammy's Outchea

Disclaimer: Winthrop University!!!! We coming to YOU Saturday, November 12th! Dj T. Mobile and myself are coming to SHUT ISH DOWN! And of course… that has NOTHING to do with this post! Welp… Here it goes!

Currently rapping in my gangster voice, “Hoes gon’ be hoes, but Pros get Chose!” < ---- That’s my remix. And by Pros, I mean PROFESSIONALS! Not necessarily the females who can ride better than a cowgirl, or (you know). But I am referring to ACTRESSES! And for the ladies, ACTORS! I have NO doubt in my mind that 9 out of 10 females have fell for an actor. N*&&^$ winning Grammy’s outchea man! I lie to you NOT!

And you know the movie’s almost over when you start noticing stuff you didn’t see earlier in the movie. Like you notice that the neighbor always pokes his head out from behind the bushes before somebody dies! *see neighbor*

*hear scream*

*lights flicker*

“Ahhhh ish, the B*&^% is dead?! WTF?!”

So to put it in prospective, ladies in scenes 1-5 you used to tell your homegirls,

“And girl it is SOOOOOO sexy how his lips glisten when he talks to me…”

But now closer to the end of the movie…

“Ugh…. Wh-What is that? Did you forget to swallow? Why is all this slob on the corner of ya mouth? You look like a retard. Wipe ya damn mouth! You not going in here with me like that!”

*throws napkin*

*fade to Black*

“Psst! Psst! We’re running out of film Dukes, bring it HOME!”

“What? So soon? That sucks! Ok…”

As an aspiring actor myself, I know that it’s bad to pigeon hole yourself into one typical role. No matter how long you study for a part and perfect the character; after the cameras stop, you go back to being YOURSELF!

I say all that to say, a dude will only ACT like he cares about you for so long. He will only ACT like he can’t stop thinking about you for so long. Or on the other hand… He will only ACT like he’s NOT feeling you “like that” for SO LONG!

So, CUT THE CAMERAS! Once you actually cut the cameras and realize that the credits are rolling, then you might possibly see that they weren’t acting this whole time. And whether you love the outcome of the movie or not, you already bought your ticket and sat through their whole performance. So, SUCK IT UP! It’s YOUR choice on how you want to leave the theater. 1.) Happy. 2.) In disbelief. 3.)Amazed at how well they put on this grand performance. 4.) Ready for a sequel… (Oh… And I think the WORST sequels are when they don’t use the same cast. But it happens… *shrugs* Sometimes adjustments have to be made to please The Director.) Just in case you DIDN’T know… You are The Director of your life’s movie!

Summary:

1.) Hoes Gon’ Be Hoes…

2.) Females don’t like being seen with retarded dudes

3.) Retarded is not a nice word. I meant “special”

4.) Don’t take my advice

5.) Follow me on Twitter @jaydukes1911

Jay Dukes qka Mr. Million Dollars qka Mr. "Hey... You Look Familiar"