Monday, January 2nd, 2012
GAME DAY PEOPLE!!!! Cuzzo @SoloDoloNebo is going HAAM! Me and @TaylorMadeMills are like, “Ok… Whatever… Ok… Whatever…” *K. Hart voice* But, it was COLD! I wanted to punch Josh in the face because he lied to me. My brother goes to Full Sail University in Orlando and he told me, “Dukes, it’s going to be hot down there. You don’t want to bring any sweaters or anything like that because you will look stupid”. But the REAL reason he told me that because he didn’t want me to be flyer than him! #SELFISH! He brought all his Express hoodies and bubble vest and outshined me the WHOLE trip! Good job!
The following is going to sound comical, but NO lie, I’m giving it to yall STRAIGHT- NO chaser!
We get to the game and we don’t even have our parking pass! Understand there are tens of thousands of people there! We are weaving traffic, and dodging people, trying to get close enough to get our parking pass! Took us thirty minutes to drive two miles. So, being me… I started messing with people to pass time! Got A LOT of laughs! People scalping tickets! One dude was about to fight and everything! #too funny
We actually saw one of my bruhs from USC, Zeta Zeta. He asked us where were our seats. But we haven’t got our tickets yet. We haven’t even parked. But being that we’ve been VIP EVERYTHING for the past couple of days, I was confident and maybe a little bit cocky in my response! “Ssshhhhiiiiittttt… Bruh, he gon’ to get our tickets RIGHT NOW! Where yall sitting at? Section 205? Awwww… Man… That’s all bad. My man gon’ be back any second. I’m sure we sitting close. We probably sitting so DAMN close we gon’ need Motha F-in’ HELMETS boi. Straight up! VIP EVERYTHING! Right Josh? EVERYTHING! Right Nebo? EVERYTHING
We finally parked and started walking to Will Call to pick up our tickets. But HOLD UP! Red flag! There are two Will Calls. There is a “Regular” Will Call and a “Charity” Will Call. Why in the HELL are we getting our tickets from The Charity Will Call?
But hey… That shouldn’t matter. This line is just shorter. I know we got good seats. And we started walking… I think we got good seats… And Walking… Hold on, do we have good seats? AND WALKING… Our seats were TERRIBLE! We were sitting so DAMN high! We were actually sitting THREE rows from the VERY BACK of the stadium. So high I turned around to ask Jesus could he see! Everytime I saw the Goodyear Blimp, I ducked! I felt like I was in old Western shoot-out because yall know the Blimp comes by every three seconds! TERR-I-BLE!!!! Mr. Thompson kept reiterating that they NEVER sat this high at a game or concert before. “NEVER! This is ridiculous! This is an outrage”! I’m looking like, what are telling me for? I know it’s ridiculous. I know it’s an outrage. I’m sitting right beside you!
Cuzzo was MAD! Soooo funny! Because cuzzo thinks he’s big enough to talk ish and not have any consequences. And he was going OFF! No remorse AT ALL! “Hope I don’t miss any plays from sitting this high! But that’s what happens when you get your tickets from the *ahem* CHAR-I-TY WILL CALL! Fuuucccckkkk”!
And yall think I’m exaggerating? I’m not! We were so high, I nudged cuzzo, “FUMBLE! Fuck…” He took his binoculars off and told me, “That was the coin toss boi”! O_oGAME DAY PEOPLE!!!! Cuzzo @SoloDoloNebo is going HAAM! Me and @TaylorMadeMills are like, “Ok… Whatever… Ok… Whatever…” *K. Hart voice* But, it was COLD! I wanted to punch Josh in the face because he lied to me. My brother goes to Full Sail University in Orlando and he told me, “Dukes, it’s going to be hot down there. You don’t want to bring any sweaters or anything like that because you will look stupid”. But the REAL reason he told me that because he didn’t want me to be flyer than him! #SELFISH! He brought all his Express hoodies and bubble vest and outshined me the WHOLE trip! Good job!
The following is going to sound comical, but NO lie, I’m giving it to yall STRAIGHT- NO chaser!
We get to the game and we don’t even have our parking pass! Understand there are tens of thousands of people there! We are weaving traffic, and dodging people, trying to get close enough to get our parking pass! Took us thirty minutes to drive two miles. So, being me… I started messing with people to pass time! Got A LOT of laughs! People scalping tickets! One dude was about to fight and everything! #too funny
We actually saw one of my bruhs from USC, Zeta Zeta. He asked us where were our seats. But we haven’t got our tickets yet. We haven’t even parked. But being that we’ve been VIP EVERYTHING for the past couple of days, I was confident and maybe a little bit cocky in my response! “Ssshhhhiiiiittttt… Bruh, he gon’ to get our tickets RIGHT NOW! Where yall sitting at? Section 205? Awwww… Man… That’s all bad. My man gon’ be back any second. I’m sure we sitting close. We probably sitting so DAMN close we gon’ need Motha F-in’ HELMETS boi. Straight up! VIP EVERYTHING! Right Josh? EVERYTHING! Right Nebo? EVERYTHING
We finally parked and started walking to Will Call to pick up our tickets. But HOLD UP! Red flag! There are two Will Calls. There is a “Regular” Will Call and a “Charity” Will Call. Why in the HELL are we getting our tickets from The Charity Will Call? But hey… That shouldn’t matter. This line is just shorter. I know we got good seats. And we started walking… I think we got good seats… And Walking… Hold on, do we have good seats? AND WALKING… Our seats were TERRIBLE! We were sitting so DAMN high! We were actually sitting THREE rows from the VERY BACK of the stadium. So high I turned around to ask Jesus could he see! Everytime I saw the Goodyear Blimp, I ducked! I felt like I was in old Western shoot-out because yall know the Blimp comes by every three seconds! TERR-I-BLE!!!! Mr. Thompson kept reiterating that they NEVER sat this high at a game or concert before. “NEVER! This is ridiculous! This is an outrage”! I’m looking like, what are telling me for? I know it’s ridiculous. I know it’s an outrage. I’m sitting right beside you!
Cuzzo was MAD! Soooo funny! Because cuzzo thinks he’s big enough to talk ish and not have any consequences. And he was going OFF! No remorse AT ALL! “Hope I don’t miss any plays from sitting this high! But that’s what happens when you get your tickets from the *ahem* CHAR-I-TY WILL CALL! Fuuucccckkkk”!
But closer to half time, Mr. Thompson just couldn’t take it! He left Heaven and went down to demand better seats! He called me and told us to come down. And these seats were cool. I kind of like sitting with the hood a little better, but hey I’m not complaining about anything free…
Then he leaned over to tell me, “Oh… and I have to get the rest of your money to you”.
“YES… YOU… DO”! Stop playing with my money… Its not just a notebook in that book bag. Why else would I call cuzzo SECURITY?! Jesus, keep us near the cross…
lmaooo this was soo funny!
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