Was My New Year’s Better Than Yours? (Part 6 of who knows)

Man… I definitely didn’t like the fact that I still haven’t received all of my money. Now, an up front deposit wasn’t the problem. He did what he promised. He even dropped the money in my account. But sir, why are you paying my other half in several different installments? And not regular installments like $200, $200, $150. Like this, “Hey… Bruh, I’m going to give you $28 dollars now and run by the ATM when we leave. Awww man… I passed the ATM. I will give you the rest in the morning”! “Ummm… Yes sir”. And Mr. Thompson even tried to trade with me, “Hey… Bruh, we going to stop by this Burger King. Don’t worry about your meal. I’m going to buy us all some burgers and that $10 will just come out of your fee”. HELL NO! You are using the coupons that they gave us at The Parade! Really sir? Really? I want ALL my money! Are you saying lunch on you? That’s fine, but that ain’t coming out of MY FEE! I got bills! 

Later that night, we went to THE BEACHAM! It’s officially New Year’s Eve people! Ready to wild owt and get drunk and bring in The New Year! *side eye for those who know me. Lol* Downtown Orlando looked like Bourbon Street!

We get to the club and Mr. Thompson tells Security, “Yes, I’m Mr. Thompson. I have Jay Dukes with me”. Walkie talkies started going CRAZY… “Yes, Mr. Thompson is here. Yes sir. Yes sir”. The owner comes out to greet us!

“Mr. Thompson, good to finally get to meet you”!

“Same here. And this is Jay Dukes! We are happy to be here”!

They whisper about something… Then Mr. Thompson turns back to me, “Jay, since you are the personality, where would you like to go? The private VIP or on the stage”?

“Of course, THE STAGE”!

A security guard walks us all the way to the front! “Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me! Pardon me!” That was super cool. If you follow any of my tweets, I told yall we were flexxin on these boys in Orlando.

And we WERE doing just that! NO LIE! We poppin bottles. We had our own waitress who looked like Kim Khardasian’s lil’ cousin and free lap dances! The best night of MY LIFE!!!! I was coolin. Just posted up wanting to be seen and got on the mic a little. But Mattie, Josh and Nebo went INNNNN!!!! So terrible. I have a couple other alcoholic friends that would have had a blast too. (Thinking of her right now… *shrugs*.)

Mattie and Nebo were cool, but yall don’t know my brother Josh! Follow him at @TaylorMadeMills. He’s A CLOWN! Love this guy though. He’s a producer. Makes some of the hottest beats EVER! And has been doing it forever. Very artistic. Yall know all artsy people are weird! I remember when I used to rap, he would make beats at the lunch table with a pen. He #stupidnice. But just looking at him, he thinks he’s a model. BAHAHAHAHA… Anyway, that’s beside the point. I will NEVER, NEVER EVER EVER allow him to drink again. He turns into a different person. I will not go into detail because I don’t want him to get stabbed… *shrugs*

We left the club about 3:30am. Orlando STILL live like it was midnight. Streets were FLOODED! On the way back to the villa SUUUMMMBBBOOODDDYYYY *K. Hart Voice* couldn’t control their liquor. I won’t name ANY names! But it wasn’t pretty. Nebo carrying people in the house and ish. So disappointed in these actions. But hey… it was New Year’s!