Disclaimer: If you were the star player in High School, this is NOT for you. And please stop reminiscing your "glory" days. Nobody remembers High School but you. #imjussayin. Here it goes...
Let me start by defining lockout. I didn't feel like going to Google, so this is MY definition. Lockout- "Noun. The process of shutting ish down until somebody breaks. That means NO practice, NO endorsements, NO games, and only recycled groupies". DAMN...
So, the NFL ANNNNDDDDD... the NBA are currently in a lockout. And honestly... I... don't... give a F*&^! And I may be a hater. A guy makes 30 million dollars a year to have FUN! To do what he would do everyday on the block ANYWAY... Yea, I'm a hater! But I don't feel bad. I don't sympathize with the athletes because they have millions and MILLIONS of dollars. Just give me one mil!
Actually I'm kind of excited! Because the chances are better for ME! Every black family secretly AND openly wants their daughter(s) to marry rich. Instead of telling them to be all they can be, I've heard convos saying, "Baby... Marry the best and w- Uh... I mean... you will have NOTHING to worry about for the rest of your life". From what I've collected, the top niggas to marry are: 1.) The President 2.) Professional Athletes 3.) Doctors/Lawyers/Dentists AAAANNNNDDDD... 4.) World renown ENTERTAINERS.
Since we have a Black president now, that won't happen again for another 100 years. And NOW... Professional Athletes are OUT. So, that puts Entertainers at the top 2 of niggas to marry in the The WHOLE United States and Kenya. Not bad! Not bad at all.
No, I don't feel sorry for professional athletes, but it does tug at my heart a little to think about the promising College Athletes. But I feel TERRIBLE for their girlfriends who are currently their ride or die. And for athletes, ride or die doesn't mean that verbatim. It really means ride till his ass is broke and ride tha F*&^ out!! If you are a college athlete or dating one then I know it's a little rough right now. You not happy when you see the lockout still in effect. You mad as SHIT! Bc know you are analyzing yourself in the mirror like, "He cheated on me my Freshman year. He cheated on me my Sophomore year. And he cheated on me my Junior year with the B*&^% from my Freshman year..."
But you wasn't thinking about that ish before. You just knew to ride it out bc in two years OR LESS that nigga was going to have that L' Oreal, Maybelline money. That money to where you didn't have to just DREAM of him dropping five stacks on the make up bag. And... now reality is setting in! Uh... Oh...
So, to my niggas! If you EVER wanted to talk to a lady in college that didn't give you the time of day bc her boyfriend played college ball, NOW is the time! Go get em Tiger! Cause she's not as in love as she was before. She might have that lingering love bc the lockout won't be forever, but RIGHT NOW... SHHHHIIITTTTT... She's just waiting on him to F*&^! up!
But the crazy part is they NOT fuckin up! Especially not right now. Cause I don't care what you do, you can make up with Kobe Bryant money. You can stab her or punch her in her throat. But as long as you don't cut off her left titty, buying a ring bigger than my penis is going to make everything okay. But now... you don't know if your boo will ever see Kobe Bryant money. So this nigga is coolin... Because in your 21, 22 years of life if all you've mastered is how to dunk a basketball then the harsh reality is that she might be taking care of YA' ASS! So, if we got a good one, KEEP em! Because "the goons out lurkin..."
Summary:
1.) The NFL and NBA are in a lockout.
2.) Broke Domestic Violence is wrong and unethical.
3.) Don't take my advice
4.) Nigga... Don't f%$# up!
~Jay Dukes qka Mr. Million Dollars qka Mr. "Hey... You Look Familiar"
Hey... YOU! "Like" my fan page PLEASE... JAY DUKES
Hey... YOU! "Like" my fan page PLEASE... JAY DUKES
Hey... YOU! "Like" my fan page PLEASE... JAY DUKES
Hey... YOU! "Like" my fan page PLEASE... JAY DUKES
"Secretly AND openly" LMAO! Steady climbing those spots on tge Rich Nigga Totem poll bruh.
ReplyDeleteLMMFAO!! This is funny AF, but true. So word to the wise, ladies marry the men who COMPLIMENT and not only have the ability to SUPPLEMENT you!! I'd rather build from the bottom together than marrying rich if it'sonly gonna be about the $$. I'd take love and happiness than riches & misery ANYDAY. Rather be treated like a queen instead of trophy EVERYDAY that's why I married the man I married and I LOVE MY BABEEYYY *Keyshia Cole voice*
ReplyDeleteLMAO.....so true, so true. I've seen so many females like this and some even work hard enough to get pregnant. I agree with yoy completely and I dont feel sorry for athletes neither, they have enoigh money. Theyre not hurting for shot unless they are blowing their money on material things and these basketball hoes....i mean wives.......
ReplyDeleteLOL...Dukes you are hilarious! That disclaimer is funny too!...But I do kinda feel sorry for the athletes though! They could miss out on doing what they love! To us(or you) its considered as having fun..but to them its their JOB! :) : Lil' Michael
ReplyDeleteSad but true! Its a recession and more girls are looking for his to make it easier. And Im tired of seeing athletes n their girlfriends fight. Well see how cocky these dudes are now lol. And domestic violence is wrong
ReplyDeleteThis one's rather interesting. This kinda reminds me of the movie "Lottery Ticket" whn ole girl wanted nuthin to do with dude til he won the lottery thn she was gonna let him hit raw so she could get preggo so SHE could get out the hood. #epicfail Unfortunately, that's not just the movies ..this actually plays out in REAL life ..just with ballers and entertainers. I'm a sports fan ..and the lockout only bothers me because I won't have tht to watch. As for sympathy ..if regular, everyday folk can't get it from me ..rich folk certainly NOT! I know it's their job ..but that's why momma always said have a back up plan ..cuz u never kno. Okay abt this whole marraige thing ..to marry for money and/or kids is definetly a no-no! Trust me ..I've seen it ..and it won't end well! Besides in 2011, folk look'n for partners to contribute to the lives they share together ..not live off them. Cute face, nice body ..won't get you very far. Gotta bring more to the table! And the parents only suggests their kids marry rich or push them to play sports so that THEY can live better. And you know that ain't right! For the chicks who date/d the athlete that cheated on them repeatedly and hung in there in hopes of a better outlook ..um, get out now, Sweetie! You already showed him, he can dog u out to the fullest, buy you a makeup bag, and you good ..that's pretty much how it's gonna go! Not every baller/entertainer is like that ..but don't get ur hopes if u planning on "living better now" since y'all together. You've seen these wack reality shows. There are some good gurls/women out here who will have ya back regardless and will keep that ass in line! She got her own, she compliments ur lifestyle, but knows how to let a man be a man! Those are the ones ya keep ..those are the ones u take home to mama! STOP KNOCK'N UP THE GROUPIES!!
ReplyDelete"But as long as you don't cut off her left titty, buying a ring bigger than my penis is going to make everything okay." LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! luv it!! keep 'em comin!!! :)
ReplyDeleteCan't say much to that because I'm not the type of female that depends on any man to take care of my business and honestly I wouldn't want to feel like I owe them anything. Don't mind being treated but everything I get, I work for (everybody should want to be able to claim that) So ladies stay on your grind. #justsaying
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ReplyDeletelolz...this one is pretty funny..lolz..but there really are women out there staying in unhealthy relationships with these men that they think are going to strike gold...I'm the type of female that 1) won't even let a man take me out on a date without me trying to pay for my share. *I know this isn't all good* but I have a problem with men buying me things...I just think its my daddy's job to support me, not any other man (unless we're married). 2) I don't believe in being in any kind of unhealthy relationship...if i see more than 2 red flags that something isn't right, I'm leaving... so for these women to just stay in these relationships for the Prada, Fendi, and Christian Louboutin....IS JUST PLAIN DUMB!
ReplyDeleteI applaud independent ladies, but please don't get to the point where, "A man CAN'T do nothing for me". It will make him feel unappreciated. He will only try for so long. Thank yall for taking your time out to tune in though.
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