Wife or Wifey?! Which one are you... AND Why?

Disclaimer:  I am NOT an expert.  I just speak on what the people want, in my OWN WAY!  So, if you don't like it... kick rocks!  *shrug*  (Deep breath, long sigh) Welp... Here it goes:

If a dude is not about games anymore, then he might be ready to be a "title" man.  Not saying he on some Keith Sweat begging type ish like, "Baby... Dang, when you gonna let me make you my girl?"  But just not opposed to the idea of being in a monogamous, exclusive "situation".  (Situation sounds WAY... better than Relationship.  Honestly, I STILL think I'm allergic to that word. lol...)

But it flattens my pancakes when females who have their ish together, are NOT in a committed relationship, BUT quick to scream, "Whoa... I'm taken!"  Where ya ring at boo? 

Pause: If you are 25+ with no stomach, you are too sexy to be single!  And this is just my opinion.  I don't care if you are shaped like a twig, a Coke bottle or a brick of Cocaine; a flat stomach is the sexiest thing in the WORLD!  Well... second (First is nice teeth)  And why is a sexy stomach important?  Here it goes: After I finish treating you like my third plate at Thanksgiving and I get up ready to do that thang to you, I like to brace myself.  Personally, I think the "perfect brace" is both hands on the STOMACH!  And I don't want my hands sinking in like silly putty.  Pay attention people... *hoodrat voice* "Why both hands?  You don't use one hand to put it in?"  Oh... That's easy.  Response: No!  Because my penis doesn't need any assistance.  He has a mind of his own.  Yes, I used to be the guy that had to "guide it in" there.  But that was when I still had training wheels on my Track Racer 5 Speed: Hey Arnold Edition!  But wait... wait... WAIT!  Being sexy does NOT, I repeat, does NOT make you attractive.  So, don't get beside yourself!  If you NEED weave and make-up, do what you have to do!  It's your life and nobody can live it but YOU ma'am!  Play: I say that to say; stop banking on an uncertain future, and making yourself "unavailable" to possible great opportunities. 

So, if you are soooooo in love and not married, or close to it, then you either crazy or he is F*&^in' up!  Don't be quick to holla, "I'm taken", because if you are mentally AND emotionally locked down, head over heels and blah, blah, blah, without a ring on your finger then being "taken" just means he's TAKING too Damn long!  #imjussayin.  And nooo... You might not have it all together yet, so walking down the isle tomorrow is not an option.  Carmelo made La La wait longer than than it took George Bush to send troops for Katrina victums.  But at least that's the point where you KNOW for sure...  Until then, you REALLY don't know.  You might think you know...  But you have doubts.  Just be real...

NOW... A wife or wifey?  A wife has a ring- point, blank, period.  But a wifey?  Male perspective-  That's the closest I can get to that word without freakin the f- out!  Means...  I have someone I love and care about deeply.  To that point of, "Aey... Aey... Shut up Steve.  I ain't gone take another shot.  But, be quiet, wifey's on the phone!"  It's a respect thing.  Females perspective- "I have a key to his crib, I handle his accounts, he say he loves me...Ugh... The "y" in wifey must stand for (WHY) hasn't he taken us serious yet?"  But "serious" might as well be a synonym for "beauty" bc it seems that everybody has a different definition.  That's where Communication is the key...  Talk it out and make it clear.  Kind of like business negotiations.  Once they present the proposal, you can seal the deal or either give a counter offer.  If you can't come to a COMPROMISE, then the meeting is over. 

Pause: Compromise is NOT a grey area word.  You can compromise a favorite restaurant, or favorite vacation spot.  But please do NOT compromise your MORALS.  "Because if you don't stand for something... (Yall know this one)  *holds out mic*.  Think about what you WON'T stand for and stick to that.  For me, it's a female that smokes.  Even though I don't drink, I tolerate that.  Just don't come around me drunk.  Also, the longing to put God first is a big one for me.  And why did I phrase it like that?  Because nobody is perfect.  But I am NOT content with "I just don't go to church anymore" or "Prayer doesn't work for me."  All it takes, for me, is the acknowledgement of "I know I need to do better by reading my Bible and praying, etc". Because that's something that me and the lil' lady can work on together.  Have you thought about what you won't stand for?  Have you heard that your reasons are silly or a little too extra?  My response to that is... F*&^ THEM because what you want is what you should get!  Anything less is settling.  Why waste time?

And I'm NOT preaching ultimatums at all.  Whatever works for you, works for you.  These are just MY thoughts.   

Summary:

1.) Work on your stomach.  A bathing suit and baby bump is NOT attractive.  Especially without a baby inside.
2.) Put your foot down on what you are looking for.
3.) Please don't take my advice
4.) Tweet me what you think my next blog should be about.

Jay Dukes aka Mr. Million Dollars aka Mr. "Hey... You Look Familiar"